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Tasty…

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:48:07 -0500

Tasty…

I’m pretty sure that the reason you follow me on Tumblr is...

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:22:53 -0500

I’m pretty sure that the reason you follow me on Tumblr is so that I can provide you with touching videos such as this.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 15:28:35 -0500

This happened TODAY in central Minnesota. Craziest springtime...

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:13:57 -0500

This happened TODAY in central Minnesota. Craziest springtime ever I tell you.

May 11th 2013

I already miss you, Chris Kluwe...

Wed, 08 May 2013 10:37:20 -0500

I already miss you, Chris Kluwe...:

The Onion didn’t waste any time this week in ribbing Chris Kluwe. Only a day after the Vikings announced…

Okay, so there are three levels of this. Four if you count the actual truth.

THE ACTUAL TRUTH: Chris Kluwe is a smart and outspoken NFL punter. He was recently cut from the Minnesota Vikings.
The Onion recently posted a satirical article about how he raged about the plight of cut punters. (He did no such thing, that’s just The Onion being The Onion.)
Chris Kluwe responded with a satirical article of his own (in a series of tweets), demonstrating his excellent sense of humor and ability to mock himself.
Commenters to the City Pages article about his satirical response clearly don’t get that he’s just playing along, complaining that he is vulgar and has no class and that his true colors now finally come out, etc.

Sigh. That is all.

If I were the kind of person that posted pictures of food I was excited to be eating...

Tue, 07 May 2013 12:43:27 -0500

…you would get a photo every Tuesday of whatever deliciousness I got that day from the awesomeness that is Tollefson’s Food Truck.

And today it would be of a sandwich with a seasoned pork patty with pulled pork and bacon and Swiss cheese and hot barbecue sauce on it.

Instead I am attempting to convey verbally that I like my Tuesday Tollefson’s Food Truck meal.

So good.

Yum.

The best.

I don’t generally care for pictures of your food though.

But srsly Tollefson’s Food Truck OMG. (Minneapolis-St-Paulitans: they also have a presence at the Minneapolis Farmer’s Market.)

laughterkey: Jimmy Kimmel:Your costar Aaron Paul is on twitter...

Mon, 06 May 2013 10:54:06 -0500

laughterkey:

Jimmy Kimmel:Your costar Aaron Paul is on twitter a lot, and he did something that was fun I thought. Tell us the story.

Bryan Cranston: Well, we’re working in Albuqurque, New Mexico, and just outside of this place that we’re working is kind of a warehouse place is a payphone. Now first: who see’s a payphone anymore?! And there’s a single payphone, and I thought it was a prop and so did he. He went over and was like, “Oh this is real,” so he tweeted he was going to be at this payphone for the next ten minutes, and to call him. He got call after call, he got a call from Australia, the Phillipines, England- Boise,Idaho. From everywhere. As soon as he hung up BOOM another call. And he would answer in his customary character. (x)

Still one of my favorite stories.

We all a whole bunch of us surprised Maureen on the light rail...

Sat, 04 May 2013 13:04:11 -0500

We all a whole bunch of us surprised Maureen on the light rail today for her birthday!

thebluthcompany: May the fourth be with you.

Sat, 04 May 2013 11:30:08 -0500

thebluthcompany:

May the fourth be with you.

aimee-b-loved: A bad lip reading of The Walking Dead? YES,...

Sat, 04 May 2013 09:19:01 -0500

aimee-b-loved:

A bad lip reading of The Walking Dead? YES, PLEASE!

Oh holy god these guys do a nice job.

llbwwb: Falling up by Allard Schager.

Sat, 04 May 2013 08:05:47 -0500

llbwwb:

Falling up by Allard Schager.

In a shocking, shocking twist, it turns out that it’s...

Fri, 03 May 2013 10:25:56 -0500

In a shocking, shocking twist, it turns out that it’s snowing all morning on May 3rd in the Twin Cities.

Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave

Thu, 02 May 2013 09:20:30 -0500

Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave:

SUMNER, NE

A fetching end to an ugly (but productive) month....

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:22:20 -0500

A fetching end to an ugly (but productive) month. #30daysofbiking

Day 30 of #30daysofbiking. And you know what that means. Gotta...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:50:24 -0500

Day 30 of #30daysofbiking. And you know what that means. Gotta send my mortgage check!

Day 29 of #30daysofbiking. A really really REALLY nice evening...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:08:25 -0500

Day 29 of #30daysofbiking. A really really REALLY nice evening for a bike ride. Too bad I got home so late and then tired myself out by installing a new wall mount. Why is screwing things into walls always so frought with conflict for me? Dah! I’ll just circle the cemetery again tonight.

I am full of win!

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:38:47 -0500

Feeling win-y right now! Mainly from the two things I just “won”. Kai presented me with a difficult 20-questions challenge: “Guess what caused this bleeding puncture wound on my hand.” With one question to go, and with Elliot’s help, I was able to determine that what caused his puncture wound was a little shard of thyme.

Also I just won an Ebay auction! I haven’t used Ebay much, and the times I have used it I wasn’t in a real bidding war. But this time I was, and I won it! Yay! (What happens now exactly? Seller only accepts PayPal, so will he be mad that it will take a few days to put the money in my PayPal account? I DON’T WANT TO LOSE THIS! I AM A WINNER! TODAY I WIN!)

Day 28 of #30daysofbiking. Time for a sunny-but-breezy bike...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 10:57:15 -0500

Day 28 of #30daysofbiking. Time for a sunny-but-breezy bike ride to Chipotle. Only two more days before this challenge is over. That’s good because I hear May is supposed to be kind of chilly.

It was cowboy hat day at Target Field. Also Bob-and-Dave day!

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 18:26:42 -0500

It was cowboy hat day at Target Field. Also Bob-and-Dave day!

My actual un-zoomed-in view from my awesome seats at Target...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:01:59 -0500

My actual un-zoomed-in view from my awesome seats at Target Field.