Zawmer
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The name Zawmer
I made it up when I was in my 20s, when I was coming up with different little handles for different places I put my name. The idea was to track where my junk mail was coming from. For instance, I always knew that this one magazine gave some company my name because I subscribed to them as “Poose Meir Amaden”, and got lots of junk mail with that name.
I came up with “zawmer” as one of those, then it became my overall internet handle. I just kind of like it, but it is completely meaningless. When I came up with it, it sounded like it could maybe be an actual name for something, even though I invented it from scratch. When you Bing it (What? I BING stuff. Fuck you. Katie gets me!), there’s facebook profile for a guy named Zawmer from Sri Lanka, but most of it is just me. Also, someone named Mohamed Zawmer friended me on Twitter saying, “wow, I though I was the only one named Zawmer!”