Zawmer
Your wise friend that you wish would post more stuff.
8 things: I’ve…
1) …sung for an audience of 8000 with ABBA’s Benny Andersson & Bjorn Ulveas on guitar & keyboards
2) …served eviction notices and a foreclosure notice upon people I’m acquainted with
3) …fired a pregnant woman
4) …offended John Carpenter to the point of him telling me to fuck off
5) …written (from scratch) and recorded six original songs in a 24-hour period
6) …portrayed Arthur Dent in a full and authorized production of the radio play of The Hitch-hiker’s Guide To The Galaxy
7) …advanced to the semi-final round of auditions for the tenth season of Survivor
8) …seen Les Miserables with the original London cast a few months after it opened
FULL DISCLOSURE for item 1 – I was one voice in a 100-voice choir (I have a very poor solo singing voice)
FULL DISCLOSURE for item 8 – My last words from my deathbed will probably be to brag about this
