April 2012
16 posts
Adding little shreds of roasted chicken to my Kraft Mac & Cheese instead of bacon bits like I usually do: good idea, or KIND OF OKAY idea?
The latter, it turns out.
I don't take compliments well
Kai: (quoting his girlfriend talking to someone about me) "You should meet Bob. He's a good friend of Kai's. And probably one of the sweetest people in the world."
Bob: Aw! That's so nice. That is, it's so nice of you not to have told her about my underground kitten-fighting ring.
Kai: It was totally unsolicited. I merely overheard it a few minutes ago.
Bob: I'm blushing. Blushing right through the ski mask I'm wearing while stalking these college girls.
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DO YOU SIT AT A COMPUTER ALL DAY AT WORK? →
garysgalaxy:
Right when your boss is about to come by, click this link and put it in full screen. Just look super pissed off while you pretend to type on the keyboard and, if possible, tell your boss “I’M JUST….I’M JUST REALLY FUCKING BUSY RIGHT NOW.”
The Cabin In The Woods
I saw it tonight, and it’s fuckin’ fun! Go and do likewise.
My one problem with it is that the girl in it who looks like Ellie Kemper but isn’t actually Ellie Kemper should have just gone ahead and been Ellie Kemper.
Once in a while a conservative will say, “derr, wasn’t it Reagan who talked about America as A Shining City On A Hill?”. As if conservative policies played any part at all in advancing a nation to something matching that description.
I’m still in a good mood!
Got a reject letter from an employer I’d have rather not been rejected by, but mood still very fine!
Went to work and was flagrantly avoided by someone being foreclosed on. I knew they were hiding in there because I smelled cigarette smoke coming from a bedroom window. This led me to knock persistently on their door, and eventually to go chat with the...
