I am a movie tonight wanting. The Road maybe, now that I’m done with the book.
Ouch! My back. Massage me, someone.
Please follow @babyraebunz, unless you’re not into following people who are funny, sexy, interesting, and altogether adorable.
Just finished “The Road”. I’m gonna need you people to leave some witty-ass tweets up in here.
Movie night was fun, although this version of Metropolis was a dud. Bad transfer, strange edit, soundtrack completely irrelevant.
Next week we’re watching “O Brother, Where Art Thou?”
Movie night should be fun tonight - we’re watching “Metropolis” at last. Buddy from our New York office (job #1) is in town & joining us.
I’m in love with you! Wait, never mind, I thought you were someone else.
RT @shitmydadsays: “I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn’t mean I don’t like you. It just means right now, I like silence more.”
Any of my 70s-prog-rock afficionado friends want to take a crack at identifying this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upYi4Xz90jc
I’d heard Breaking Bad was great, so I just watched the first three episodes. Wasn’t prepared for it to be THAT great. #newfavoritethings
You guys, I thought of some awesome ad copy; tell me what you think - “It’s not delivery, it’s Ruth’s Chris!”
RT @mashable: It’s not just you - Twitter Lists are currently offline: http://bit.ly/4Khamd
Look, I know you guys think I’m awesome, but would it kill you to think I’m, like, TONS more awesome?
I love you guys, thank you for following me! Now excuse me while I molest a ferret. #SomeoneHackedMyTwitterAccountHalfwayThroughThisTweet
Tonight’s Amazing Race reminded me of this genius piece of satire: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/pragues_franz_kafka_international
I just made perfect linguine. What have you done today, you horse’s ass???? #SomeoneHackedMyTwitterAccountHalfwayThroughThisTweet
You are noticing ME right NOW #truth #noticing #facts #twitter
.@billy_marks bounces a ping-pong ball into a cup and its fully youtubeworthy (via @ERIKAjaneC): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFZevw1AHZs
I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: movie, liked, excited - http://w33.us/1sqf
RT @alyankovic: This is getting crazy - some stores already have their Christmas 2010 decorations up!
Where can I buy like a ten bound box of those round chocolate mints that you only get at restaurants?
I only just realized that I used to take a singing class with Samantha Harris from Dancing With the Stars. She was on “the list”…
Last night a stranger tried to mock me for how much money I make. Might have hurt my feelings if I weren’t serving him eviction papers.
Guys I just drank some DR. PEPPER because I’m HARDCORE and I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK! #hardcore #sexy #dontgiveafuck #hashtags
I really liked “The Devil In The White City”. Now I’ve started “The Road”, my first Cormac McCarthy book.
Not sure how I feel about the word “outro”, anyone care to weigh in?
A surprisingly lovely evening to be waiting by my car for the locksmith. #oops
My apologies to the other hopefuls in the category, but you will all lose the Best Supporting Actress Oscar this year to Mo’Nique.
I’m seeing “Precious” tonight at 8:30 at the Lagoon, anyone coming with?
We wound up watching “Cabin Boy” for movie night instead of “Metropolis”, because we’re nutty that way. Choua came over! Plus others!
Oh, uh, hey Twitter, I didn’t see you there. So… you want to, I don’t know, hang?
I’m excited for the “War On Christmas” rhetoric to start flying. It’s hilariously naive!
RT @Aimee_B_Loved: I’m a terrible person. But an even worse horse.
I got retweets. Going to test it out now by retweeting something that I chucked about throughout the day after reading it.
You can make me like ‘V’. You can do that. But you will never make me like “Anna’s” hair.
Dammit, I got a GD speeding ticket! In CHAMPLIN. Oh how I hate you Champlin. I would gain extra satisfaction being a criminal in Champlin.
Tweeting from my Xbox, because now I can. Too bad this way takes 40 times longer.
Guys, this isn’t what happened last week, they cheated us! He didn’t get out of the cockadoody car!!!!
I’m walking funny, and not for a fun reason.
When I left for work this morning, I found a wrapped coconut-y pastry that someone had left on my mailbox. My filthy, filthy mailbox.
(Due to my moratorim on tweeting photos of food, you will not see this oddly proffered morsel. You’ll just have to take my word for it.)
Who’s coming to see 2012 with Kai and me tonight? No, that’s not a rhetorical question… 8:30, Southdale.