Zawmer
Your wise friend that you wish would post more stuff.
Hell yes I’m wearing Golden Gopher-colored Zubas. I don’t care what you think; a cute girl at work said I look fly.
Also this is what my unshaven-for-four-months head looks like.
Fifteen new episodes of Arrested Development debut on Sunday I am SUPER EXCITE.
iammoreanimalthanthezooallowed:
This is located in Minneapolis, challenge acceptedHow uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
Where in Minneapolis this?!! I want to experience maddening silence!
Once again, German makes me laugh.
This is a greeting card from India.
It is the worst greeting card I have ever seen.
Tasty…
I’m pretty sure that the reason you follow me on Tumblr is so that I can provide you with touching videos such as this.
This happened TODAY in central Minnesota. Craziest springtime ever I tell you.
May 11th 2013
I already miss you, Chris Kluwe...
The Onion didn’t waste any time this week in ribbing Chris Kluwe. Only a day after the Vikings announced…
Okay, so there are three levels of this. Four if you count the actual truth.
- THE ACTUAL TRUTH: Chris Kluwe is a smart and outspoken NFL punter. He was recently cut from the Minnesota Vikings.
- The Onion recently posted a satirical article about how he raged about the plight of cut punters. (He did no such thing, that’s just The Onion being The Onion.)
- Chris Kluwe responded with a satirical article of his own (in a series of tweets), demonstrating his excellent sense of humor and ability to mock himself.
- Commenters to the City Pages article about his satirical response clearly don’t get that he’s just playing along, complaining that he is vulgar and has no class and that his true colors now finally come out, etc.
Sigh. That is all.
If I were the kind of person that posted pictures of food I was excited to be eating…
…you would get a photo every Tuesday of whatever deliciousness I got that day from the awesomeness that is Tollefson’s Food Truck.
And today it would be of a sandwich with a seasoned pork patty with pulled pork and bacon and Swiss cheese and hot barbecue sauce on it.
Instead I am attempting to convey verbally that I like my Tuesday Tollefson’s Food Truck meal.
So good.
Yum.
The best.
I don’t generally care for pictures of your food though.
But srsly Tollefson’s Food Truck OMG. (Minneapolis-St-Paulitans: they also have a presence at the Minneapolis Farmer’s Market.)
Jimmy Kimmel:Your costar Aaron Paul is on twitter a lot, and he did something that was fun I thought. Tell us the story.
Bryan Cranston: Well, we’re working in Albuqurque, New Mexico, and just outside of this place that we’re working is kind of a warehouse place is a payphone. Now first: who see’s a payphone anymore?! And there’s a single payphone, and I thought it was a prop and so did he. He went over and was like, “Oh this is real,” so he tweeted he was going to be at this payphone for the next ten minutes, and to call him. He got call after call, he got a call from Australia, the Phillipines, England- Boise,Idaho. From everywhere. As soon as he hung up BOOM another call. And he would answer in his customary character. (x)
Still one of my favorite stories.
(Source: zoesaldanas)
We all a whole bunch of us surprised Maureen on the light rail today for her birthday!
May the fourth be with you.
A bad lip reading of The Walking Dead? YES, PLEASE!
Oh holy god these guys do a nice job.
